Flex your loyalty to the New York Red Bulls in red and black sunglasses with orange gold ocean gradient lenses. Aka a Supporters' Shield for your face that won't slip or bounce as long as you're breathing. (IYKYK) Comes in Major League Soccer packaging to bring the hype. Oh, we don't seem hyped? HOW ABOUT NOW?!?! HUH?!?!?! HOW ABOUT NOW?!?!!??!
